Why 2026 is the year we finally stop wearing bricks on our feet

I spent exactly $485 on a pair of Balenciaga Defenders in 2023 and I looked like a toddler wearing cereal boxes. I wore them to a coffee shop in Brooklyn, tripped over a slightly uneven paving stone, and nearly broke my radius because the stack height was basically a platform for a drag queen. It was embarrassing. It was the […]